Dream Team Couch – 2008 AFL Dream Team Blog

THE HISTORY OF THE DREAM TEAM COUCH

A long time ago in a forest a long way away from where you are right now there was a little girl who lived with her mother. On this particular day the little girl had decided to take a big basket of freshly harvested dream team advice to here sick grandmother who lived on the other side of the forest.

On the way to her ill grandmother’s house she met a man who happened to be named Simon Prestigiacomo, Simon told the little girl that he knew a shortcut to her grandmother’s house. The little girl took Sir’s house although it felt like mon’s advice and followed the path that he had pointed out to her. She eventually got to her Grandmother’s house although it felt like she had been walking for alot longer than she normally would. She went inside and saw her ill grnadmother lying in her bed.

“Grandmother! i’ve brought you some freshly harvested dream team advice that i got from the Dream Team Couch this morning” said the little girl.

“Why thankyou darling, just put it on my lap” replied Grandmother

“Grandmother, what terrible Footy skills you have” yelled the little girl, “Grandma why are you wearing a Collingwood 2007 home guearnsey with the number 35 on the back of it?”

“Because i am not your grandmother you little froob, i am in fact SIMON PRESTIGIACOMO!” yelled grandmother, who then leapt out of bed grabbed the basket of great dream team advice and ran for it out of the house. Luckily his old slow legs were no match for that of the little girl who ran him down and tackled him. Funnily enough Scott McLaren jumped out of a bush and signalled holding the ball. Simon had just lost 3 more points.

“Why did you pose as my Grandmother?” asked the little girl.

“I just wanted to be a good dream team player” responded the whimpering Simon Prestigiacomo, it was after this taht the girl infamously replied;

“Simmo…if you want to be a good Dream Team Player, just go to the Dream Team Couch”

and so the legend was born….

MEET THE COUCH

DJ / Doctor DJ

Gaz

Pom

D-Rat (He’s back!)

Wrista (He’s new and pretty friggin weird)

Mims (Just another newbie)