Last Friday was the proposed debut of the Friday Feature for the Dream Team world. Due to certain computer technicalities, although I assure you I’m far from a noob and a French exchange which occupied some of my precious time. I apologise to everyone who got up before sunrise, constantly F5ing waiting for the feature to arrive. Some even risking their whole DT year refusing to leave the website and update their own team, most likely in need of a lot of help.
This is where Mims’s extensive knowledge comes into play. There are lots of options for the first week of finals, with extensive outcomes. The number of trades really decides your options
If you have zero: Watch your team crash and burn!
If you have one: Save it, AFL players balls seem to drop off near the end of the season, you’ll need it when Ablett decides he needs just one more week, purely to increase his Brownlow odds.
If you have two: Remove all zero scoring players, if you have more than two you don’t deserve a run in the finals.
If you have three: Try to save most of them, and maybe try to update a player while you’re at it.
If you have four: Count your blessings, use one for each match, make sure you can cover your opponent in all areas.
If you have five (Where Mims’s is at.): You are in a solid position, upgrade one of your noobs, then remove all your injured players.
If you have more than five: Firstly, you have most likely forgotten your password and haven’t checked your team all year. Otherwise you are extremely Jewish with your trades. You definitely should cash in your last cash cows, enabling you to upgrade some of your noobs who couldn’t get a game at Melbourne.
If you are lining up against MILF Hunter Mims’s: Cry yourself to sleep, it does hurt losing by 200+ in a final.
Some final Mims exclusives,
“Rodney Eade has suggested he will rest players in the next month in preparation for the finals. That always makes Dream Team Coaches feel sick considering their last four H&A games are our finals.” Mims
This could be your last chance for a creative trade……
That’s all Mims’s exclusive tips for the round, so bookmark this one; you might need it when all your prn gets deleted……….
Mims
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yeah i have to hand it to you Mims….that was brilliant!
Definitely worth the wait – a debut that could only be compared to Bradd Dalziell 32 possy debut earlier in the year, and this bloke mimsy didn’t even have to play a game. i might add that langas legends is dominating his league against the likes of the MILF hunter himself. keep the good work up fellas.
f u anti-semite idiot
mims your a prejudice little kent, stop slinging off at jews you shit or ill hunt you down
and
the picture has someone that has five trades left and youve listed them as a noob, then in the article you say youve got 5 trades left…i agree you are a fucking noob
mims it looks like u have a little fan base here. =)
mimsy!!
not bad mimsy, ahah